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I found this in 2001 somewhere in my flat in Coppock Close:
| excellent | good | satisfactory | Needs some improvement | no pass | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Quality | Leaps tall buildings in a single bound | Must take a running start to leap over tall buildings | Can only leap over a short building with no spires | Crashes into building when attempting to jump over them | Cannot recognize buildings at all, not to mention jump. |
| Timeliness | Is faster than a speeding bullet | Is as fast as a speeding bullet | Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet | Would you believe a slow bullet | Wounds self with bullet when attempting to shoot gun |
| Initiative | Is stronger than a locomotive | Is stronger than a bull elephant | Is stronger than a bull | Shoots the bull | Smells like a bull |
| Adaptability | Walks on water consistently | Walks on water in emergencies | Washes with water | Drinks water | Passes water in emergencies |
| Communication | Talks with God | Talks with angels | Talks to himself | Argues with himself | Loses those arguments |
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